-You know you’ve been spending too much time on the computer when you retie the bow on the front of your shirt and, when it doesn’t turn out the way you want it to, you wonder where the Ctrl Z (or undo button) is to redo the bow the way it was before.

-You know you’re cold blooded when you have to use your headphones as earmuffs to keep warm while you’re sitting at the computer doing nothing.

-You know you’ve been sitting in on too many Winnie-the-Pooh videos when you start having cartoon dreams.

-You know you’ve been reading too many books and writing too many storie when you start narrating your dreams.

-You know you’ve been thinking about your blog too much when you think, “Oh, I bet I could make this situation sound hilarious on my blog!” after everything that happens.

-You know you’d better ride a fast horse when your little sister reads your next book, since one of the characters is based on her and her personality.

-You know you’re overtired when someone says, “A cup!” and you almost die laughing.

-You know you’ve been listening to Adventures in Odyssey too much when, every time you talk to someone on the phone, you say, “Oh, that sounds like so-and-so off of Odyssey!”

-You know you like to draw when you have to embellish the little Awana girls’ score sheets with 3D effects to their names and add little hearts and stars and flowers for good measure.

-You know you put too much stock in Daniel Boone wearing a coonskin cap when you feel crushed after you find out that in real life he hated them.

-You know you have a strange sense of humor when you put blue food coloring in the fried eggs to make them look more colorful (or half-rotten…depending on who you are serving them to).

-You know you’re getting more dedicated to writing on your blog when you actually write two posts in one day…and publish them.

-You know that you’re getting tired when you realize that it took you almost an hour to think of all those entirely true “You know”s up there.

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